A milk whore, that is. I remember a scene in clerks where the main dude talks about all the women who come in and take out all the gallons of milk, just to get the one with the furthest away date. I do that everytime I go to the grocery. A day or two can totally make a difference, esp. when I only use milk for cereal or an occasional glass. I still never really ever finish a 1/2 gallon by myself, thus leaving them in there until a) someone comes over and I have to clean it out or b) I have a cleaning epiphany for myself. C’est la vie.